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Epitaph

Michael Egan was a vegan. Always ate organic greens, Hand-picked oats and barley groats In no way processed by machines. Michael was a junk-food-hater. Healthy living was his cause. Never saw that speeding freighter Hauling tons of Häagen-Dazs.

The New Prohibition

Some think that there should be a law That foods must be organic, raw, And free from sugar, salt and gluten. (The fig’s okay, but hold the Newton!) They’d outlaw brands like Heinz and Pace And any food that had a face. But while it’s still no misdemeanor, I’ll just enjoy this cheese-filled wiener!