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How Not to Economize (A Song to the Tune of “My Favorite Things”)

Toothbrushes, tea bags and old windshield wipers, Light bulbs and paint and disposable diapers, Blackened bananas, all mushy and bruised, These are some things you should never buy used! Q-Tips and condoms and charcoal for grilling, Stretched-out guitar strings and Oreo filling, Bad-smelling blankets from people who’ve boozed, These are some things you should never [...]