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Anthem of the House Republicans

We’re Tea Party leaders, as right as they get. We’d happily welch on the national debt. Education and healthcare, they’re ripe for big cuts, But we’d never raise taxes, ’cause that would be nuts! We’re persuaded that warming is good for the Earth And we’re certain the president’s Kenyan by birth. We’ll reform every gay [...]

Fighting Words

We’re patriotic warriors across the USA. We invoke the “blood of tyrants” in the words of Thomas J. We’ve got ‘em in our crosshairs, yes, we’re loaded and we’re locked, But when someone pulls the trigger, then we’re shocked, shocked, shocked! We love the Constitution and the old red, white and blue. Our remedy for [...]