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Small Dreams

I want to be a wannabe. For that I’m up to par. I’ve made my goals attainable By lowering the bar. I’ll call myself a cowboy ‘Cause I’ve got a dandy hat. I may not be a surgeon, But I’m great at yelling, “Stat!” I’m gonna be a wannabe, I’m certain that I can. And [...]

Old Grads

My former roommate’s filthy rich. His stocks are on the rise. The guy we nicknamed Bonerpants has won the Nobel Prize. The Airhead wrote a novel with an innovative twist that’s Number One in fiction on the Times bestseller list. That pompous ass from English is a star of stage and screen. Sweet Jesus, how [...]