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Enough Already!

Syria’s burning. There’s strife in Ukraine. Iraq is a mess. California needs rain. There’s racism coupled with riots and arson. Republicans might even nominate Carson! The stock market threatens to go belly up, And the whole freaking nation’s obsessed with a cup!

Cursed Cups

There are Scrooges making Cratchits sing the bleak December blues. There are Grinches stealing Christmas from the unsuspecting Whos. There are nasty Mr. Potters out to bleed the paupers dry, And now it’s evil Starbucks making baby Jesus cry! They’ve simplified their Christmas cups to basic red and green, Though the Bible tells us Jesus [...]

Wake Up and Smell the Fail!

The logo for Seattle’s Best Had richness, bite, a touch of zest. But recently it’s been revised And thoroughly homogenized. It once was bold as pure espresso. The new design is clearly less so! Whoever made the change, I’ll bet They hadn’t had their java yet!