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Farewell, Mr. Spock

Farewell, Mr. Spock. Your demise was a shock. You lived long and prospered, But ran out the clock. We’ll miss your expressions of sheer fascination, Your stoic demeanor of deep contemplation. We solemnly mourn with the whole Federation. We bid you farewell, Mr. Spock. Farewell, Mr. Spock, Whom no Klingon could mock, The sort of [...]

Cut-Rate Creatures

Humanoids on every planet, Some with Nazi hats and boots; Creatures made of slate or granite; Lizard men in rubber suits! A salt fiend with a grip that sucks; A cloud that feeds on fear and stress. It must have cost a hundred bucks To make a Star Trek TOS!

The 100-Light-Year High Club

If I were Captain James T. Kirk, I’d be a love machine. I’d get with every babe I met. (So what if she was green?) From Altair 2 to Rigel 4 I’d make my plays and always score With Deltans, SauriansĀ and more – Perhaps the Vulcan queen! Yes, random sex would be a perk If [...]