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Way-Too-Social Network

I’d likely meet a stripper With the body of a troll Or a Bible-thumping Jesus freak Who’s out to save my soul, A goth with too much attitude, A biker dude who’s well tattooed And fat and drunk and bare-ass nude Upon the toilet bowl! How wasted would I have to get To try my [...]

A Message from your Friendly Facebook Team

It’s time to change Facebook around! We’ll rebuild the whole thing from the ground! Your pokes, applications And group invitations Were simply too easily found! The revamp of Two Thousand Ten Is the coolest since we-don’t-know-when! Though you’ll tell us to shove it, You’ll soon learn to love it. And that’s when we’ll change it [...]