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Royal Pain

The pride of the duchess is battered and bruised. The princes are shocked, and the Queen’s not amused. They swear that Great Britain has gone down the tubes, For the masses have peeked at Kate Middleton’s boobs! The nobles, the commons, and even ex-suitors Have all had a gander at Middleton’s hooters. It does her [...]

Bad Element

The Queen in a hoodie is trouble, it’s plain. She’ll mug you on sight, and she’ll bring royal pain! She loiters in London with criminal malice. She tweaks the guards’ noses at Buckingham Palace! She’s ruthless and brutal, the whole enchilada. I bet she could whack the whole Spanish Armada! It’s scary when elderly royals [...]

Keeping the British End Up

If I were Harry, Prince of Wales, I’d be the stuff of ribald tales. I’d fly to Vegas on a spree And show the world my “royal wee.” The press would sneer, the Queen would wince. I’d smirk, “It’s good to be the prince!” I’d boost the British tabloid sales If I were Harry, Prince [...]