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A New Leaf

Today I turn a corner And devote my life to sin, To revelry, impiety, And pleasures of the skin. In drunkenness I’ll fornicate, I’ll cheat and swear and lie. I’ll tell the kinds of jokes that make The baby Jesus cry! I’ll reenact “Caligula” Or works by Robert Crumb. And I’ll always be prepared for [...]

Secular Humanist

I’m not the most religious sort. From church I’ve held aloof. Where others trust in providence, I kind of want some proof. As yet I’ve never been reborn, Though some may think it sad. So if you tell me, “Eat, pray, love,” Well, two of three ain’t bad!

Big Meal

The chefs who’ve prepared The Last Supper Have doubled the mass of their dishes. With their huge appetizers They’re true super-sizers. They’ve multiplied bread loaves and fishes! The disciples are practically bursting, So they gently explain to the waiter, “It’s his body we eat, But by now we’re replete! Can you box up a little [...]