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Old man upon the oatmeal box With triple chin and silver locks, Reveal to me — and tell the truth – The foibles of your reckless youth. Did you succumb to gin and rum? Is “Bite me” inked upon your bum? Did you keep ganja in your locker? Deflower young Miss Betty Crocker? Come clean [...]

Out-Of-This-World Goodness

A skinny, scrawny alien, A wiry little wisp, Came bearing peace and cereal. His name, of course, was Quisp. He brought us healthful vitamins From A on down through D, And his added shot of sugar Gave us Quazy Energy! It was shaped like flying saucers, Not some dull and boring flake. (Though it’s possible [...]