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No Way Out

The handle on the restroom door Is surely crawling with disease. I might as well just lick the floor Of every outhouse in Belize! It’s got E. coli, salmonella, Cholera, the Asian flu, Yellow fever, AIDS, rubella, Probably Ebola too! Now I’m doomed, there’s no denying. Someone call my next of kin. By tomorrow I’ll [...]

Doody Call

Bathroom cell phone talker guy, What customs are you living by? The subject of your chatter is of no concern to me. Ensconced within a public stall, You think it’s cool to make a call? It’s frankly quite distracting when I’m trying hard to pee! Bathroom cell phone talker guy, Is this the time for [...]