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You Talkin’ to Me?

Solo public talker dude, I feel I know you well. You miss your mom in Kankakee. You last got laid in ’93. Your recent colonoscopy Was undiluted hell. One detail, though, is rather hazy: Are you on Bluetooth, or just crazy?

Head Case

My cousin Wayne licks hubcaps. He roofed his house with gypsum. He tries to peddle screenplays That he writes in lorem ipsum. He often goes to Goldman Sachs For sound financial planning. He’s full of great ideas Since he started self-trepanning.