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Futbol Fan

If I were continental, I’d have soccer in my soul. I would pay a million euros Just to hear the cry of, “GOOOAALL!” And if my team had missed a shot, I’d simply blame the ball Or send death threats to an octopus¬†named Paul.

Future Sticker Shock

They said that in the future¬† we’d be driving flying cars; We’d have robotic butlers and vacation homes on Mars; We’d travel at the speed of light on zippy little scooters. But mostly we just buy the latest cell phones and computers. With every new advance, I feel a bit more apprehensive. The Internet is [...]