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Free Debate Advice

For presidential also-rans, advising is in vogue. While one says, “Be your charming self,” another says, “Go rogue!” “Take on the toughest issues, but with humor, sass and pith.” “Proclaim your constant faith in God, but not in Joseph Smith!” To weigh so many varied tips, You’ve got to be astute. Would you rather flop [...]

Campaign Promise

When I’m elected president, I’ll slash the nation’s debt. I’ll minimize the taxes On the job-creating set. I’ll jump start our economy By May or maybe June, Then I’ll take our budget surplus And I’ll colonize the moon! I’ll build a slew of Starbucks, Chick-fil-A’s and Tastee-Freezes. I’ll cover Mare Imbrium With massive Chuck E. [...]