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Pit Stop

I’ve seen motorists swerving while swigging their beer. I’ve seen crushed armadillos and dead, rotting deer. But the worst thing I’ve seen on a cross-country drive Is the Texaco men’s room off I-65! There are butts in the urinal, stains in the sink! You open a stall, and good Lord, what a stink! There’s scum [...]

On the Last Guy to Use This Urinal

Some dude has high hostility, Dementia or senility, Perhaps a disability, Or else he’s in a rush. It could be insobriety, A lack of all propriety, But though I wish he’d try it, he Can never seem to flush!