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Getting Prepared

My friends and my neighbors all mock me and laugh When I’m honing my skills with my crossbow and staff. But I don’t let it irk me.  I know I improve With each repetition of each killer move! And meanwhile, my weapons are top-of-the-line. When the zombies attack, the last laugh will be mine!

The Confusion Kid

Morita-san was quite sublime When playing the karate man. But strangely now, at remake time, The role has gone to Jackie Chan. Kung fu?  Karate?  It’s all good! In both you kick, in both you strike. I guess to suits in Hollywood, The martial arts all look alike!