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Dual Personality

Morning Me, quite conscientious, Sticks to oatmeal, nuts and flax. But Evening Me is more licentious, Pounding down the nacho snacks. Ranch Doritos, Chee-tos, Fritos, Twinkies, Processed Cheddar Food, All washed down with large mojitos. Sorry, Morning Me, you’re screwed!

Easy Cheese!

Easy Cheese, Oh Easy Cheese, A burst of bliss in every squeeze! The way you top a cracker, every snacker is a fan! The subtle taste of benzoate And carrageenan concentrate, You’ve got it all included when extruded from the can! Easy Cheese, Oh Easy Cheese, What strange, unearthly properties! Behold your neon yellow! Even [...]