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Use Your Imagination, Hank!

Hank Williams Jr., is that all you’ve got? Obama’s a Muslim? Your story ain’t squat! Now, why be so tame when you know it’s not true? (Assuming you don’t have a grapefruit’s I.Q.!) You could say he’s the Penguin, the Riddler, the Joker! Whatever, as long as it’s not mediocre! Or say he’s a pirate [...]

Biology According to Akin

When the seed is first implanted in a willing woman’s womb, The fairies come to visit in that tiny, cozy room. They spread their magic rainbow dust and sprinkle drops of joy. When they mix it all together, it’s a living girl or boy! But the miracle won’t happen if the woman’s been attacked. (I [...]