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No Way Out

The handle on the restroom door Is surely crawling with disease. I might as well just lick the floor Of every outhouse in Belize! It’s got E. coli, salmonella, Cholera, the Asian flu, Yellow fever, AIDS, rubella, Probably Ebola too! Now I’m doomed, there’s no denying. Someone call my next of kin. By tomorrow I’ll [...]