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Just Five Seconds a Day!

Those fancy new ellipticals With TV sets installed Have changed my fitness regimen. I’m thoroughly enthralled! My intense aerobic workout Is complete before it starts. I tune in Beck or Hannity – My heart rate’s off the charts! 

Gym Rat

I sort of halfway know a guy whose name, I think, is Tim. As near as I can figure it, he’s ALWAYS at the gym. At five or six (my normal time) I’m sure to find him there Performing crunches, stretching out, or Mastering the Stair. And if perchance I go at noon, again I [...]