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To Rubenesque Pool Lady

You don’t know me; I don’t know you. We simply share the health club pool. We’ve both an extra pound or two, So let’s observe a simple rule. Since you’re well-padded ’round the glutes And I’m no statue by Bernini, I won’t wear skin-tight Speedo suits If you won’t wear a string bikini!