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Song of the Slick

We’re America’s oil men, our logo’s BP. We’re keeping this land independent and free! When the crude is offshore, it’s our duty to tap it. And some day we’re planning to learn how to cap it! Now spills are bad news. ¬†We’re as worried as you. (We like our Filet-O-Fish sandwiches too!) But still we [...]

Environmentally Semiconscious

I buy those canvas grocery bags, Just like I ought to do. It sends a message to my friends: “I’m way more green than you.” The Earth is near catastrophe, And I don’t want to cause it. And so I shop with pride — Oh crap, I left them in the closet!