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Have I Got a Bargain for You!

Times are bad, I’m sure you know. I’m busted! Everything must go! Step right up, let’s make a deal. Amazing bargains! What a steal! Lowest prices! Almost free! Am I crazy? Possibly! Gotta sell, ’cause I’m in hock. PLEASE, just buy my Facebook stock!

Liquid Asset

The markets are all in a jittery mood. The Dow is in shambles, the NASDAQ is screwed. But there’s one thing to do when the panic sets in. I’m investing my money in Beefeater Gin! Beefeater Gin!  Beefeater Gin! I’m sinking it all into Beefeater Gin! When stocks are inflated and pop like a bubble, [...]

A Greek Tragedy

One nation gave us Sophocles, The Parthenon and feta cheese, A model for democracies. For that we give it praise. But now it’s racked with crushing debts. It’s rumored on the Internets Investors’ fears and deep regrets will drain our IRAs! No comfort comes from Aristotle. I think it’s time to hoist the bottle!

Beer Necessity

“A recent Nielsen survey found that the economic downturn has not greatly affected consumer spending on beer.” With prices getting steeper, The recession’s growing deeper   And we’re sweating from inflationary fears. We can hardly see an ending To the recent downward trending, But we’ll never cut our spending    On our much-beloved beers! For beer will [...]