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Michelle’s Speech: The Condensed Version

Barack’s like you, so have no fear! He loves his country, likes cold beer. His family never had much dough. (He had a single mom, you know.) His background’s slightly odd, but wait– Hawaii’s just another state! At basketball the dude’s got game. So just ignore the weird-ass name!   

See Joe Run!

Good Senator Biden, it’s no time for hidin’   your vaunted experience, passion and grit. I hardly need mention, at this year’s convention   you’ve got to be stellar, a bona-fide hit! There’s quite a lot ridin’ on you, Mr. Biden.   Obama’s been slidin’.  McCain’s on the go. The Dems are expecting a guy worth electing – [...]