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Halloween Limerick No. 4

The unfortunate Mortimer Ridge Took a fall from the Golden Gate Bridge. By the terms of his will, He remains with us still, For his head is preserved in the fridge.

The Passing of Le Petomane

Le Petomane was old and weak. His time had come to pass. His zip had left him, so to speak, For he was out of gas. “C’est tout!” cried out his entourage. “Monsieur has cut his last fromage! Ah, zut alors! ¬†Ah, quel dommage!” Which is to say, “Alas!” And next a thousand tears were [...]