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Beware of Beast

I want a chupacabra. It would be the coolest pet! Though admittedly they’re ugly, They’re low-maintenance, I’ll bet! It would feed on unsuspecting goats Or now and then a cow, So I’d never have to spend a buck On Chupacabra Chow! It would mostly stay in hiding When it wasn’t busy biting And would often [...]