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Environmental Fail!

My mailbox overflows each day With pleas from the United Way, Global Impact, Farm Aid, CARE, Médecins sans Frontières, Boys’ Club, Girls’ Club, UNICEF, Children Who Can’t Read Bass Clef, And irony of ironies, About a ton from Save the Trees!

To the Good Folks at Blockbuster (And by Extension All Retailers)

I’m not some stingy Scrooge, okay? I give to the United Way. I dash off checks for Jerry’s kids And cures for cancer, AIDS and SIDS. But you’re a freaking rental store. Non-profit isn’t what you’re for! So please don’t ask if I will give To Help The Baby Otters Live, To Save The Slugs, [...]