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Campaign Promise

When I’m elected president, I’ll slash the nation’s debt. I’ll minimize the taxes On the job-creating set. I’ll jump start our economy By May or maybe June, Then I’ll take our budget surplus And I’ll colonize the moon! I’ll build a slew of Starbucks, Chick-fil-A’s and Tastee-Freezes. I’ll cover Mare Imbrium With massive Chuck E. [...]