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Sign of the Times

The zodiac is changing up For reasons quite arcane. Astrology enthusiasts Are in the House of Pain! A Libra’s now a Virgo Which may mystify and spook us, And a poor December baby Has become an Ophiuchus! If you’re an Ophiuchus, You’re good-humored yet erratic. You’re prone to frequent flatulence And therefore aromatic. As a [...]


They’ve discovered the Ark on the mountain! It’s every believer’s great hope! The evidence can’t be disputed. You see how there’s wood and some rope? There were animals packed in the cabin. You can tell by the remnants of wool. And if that doesn’t make it conclusive, There’s the lingering smell from the bull!