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Sign of the Times

The zodiac is changing up For reasons quite arcane. Astrology enthusiasts Are in the House of Pain! A Libra’s now a Virgo Which may mystify and spook us, And a poor December baby Has become an Ophiuchus! If you’re an Ophiuchus, You’re good-humored yet erratic. You’re prone to frequent flatulence And therefore aromatic. As a [...]