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A Lackey’s Lament

I apologize sincerely  to the leader of BP. If you want to rape our nation’s shores, that’s A-OK by me! To assuage your wounded feelings, I’ll do anything you say. I will kiss your oily anus and I’ll call it crème brulée! I apologize for everyone who whimpers or complains, And it’s not about the [...]

Straight Shooter

With a show of remorse, Tiger’s back on the course And his shots are well putted and driven. Though he once was a player, an 18-a-dayer, It’s over, and all is forgiven. He’s fighting temptation with deep meditation, I think Theravada or Zen. He’s chastened and tame, he’s respecting the game. Okay, golf is boring [...]