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Alter My Ego!

If I could have an avatar
I’d join the Na’vi crew.
My spirit would be blissful
though my body would be blue.
My life would be a tad bizarre
if I could have an avatar.

I’d learn the ancient customs
with a hottie as my guide.
I’d choose a flying dinosaur
to be my awesome ride.
I’d ditch my Earth-polluting car
if I could have an avatar!

I’d be a fearless warrior,
yet wise and meditative.
I’d shed my brutish human ways
and go completely native.
I’d raise the nature-worship bar.
I’d be a shaman superstar
And holier than YOU by far,
If I could have an avatar!




  1. Bryn wrote:

    Ahh, well done! God, I love that movie. I need to see it again. In IMAX 3D again, of course.

    Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 5:36 am | Permalink
  2. Paul wrote:

    The definitive take on the film.

    Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 10:10 am | Permalink
  3. Jerry Kane wrote:

    The best – most concise “review” of the film I have read so far — and I have read plenty. Hits the Navi right on the head!

    Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 8:10 am | Permalink

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