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A Pirate’s Song

Avast, ye scurvy sailin’ men,
It’s time to wax piratic!
So hoist the Jolly Roger!
Grab your semi-automatic!
From the gory Gulf of Aden
We will rule the Arab Sea,
For a bloody band of buccaneers we be,
Yes we be,
A bloody band of buccaneers we be!

Every tanker weighin’ anchor,
Every fisher trawlin’ slow,
How their crews will quake in terror
When they hear our Yo-ho-ho!
We will hold ‘em all for ransom
Or we’ll haul ‘em from the keel,
Dodgin’ bullets from a snipin’ Navy SEAL,
Navy SEAL,
Dodgin’ bullets from a snipin’ Navy SEAL.

We will plunder, rob and pillage, aye,
For that’s a pirate’s duty.
We will seize a nearby nation
And rename it as Dji-booty!
If there’s heat from Mogadishu,
The authorities are toast!
We’re the pirates of the old Somali coast,
Arrr, the coast,
We’re the pirates of the old Somali coast!

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