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Ho-Ho-Ohhhhh….

Take some Alka-Seltzer, Santa,
Gaviscon and Maalox too.
Pepto-Bismol and Mylanta,
Gas-X tablets you can chew!

Seven billion cakes and cookies
Make a less-than-jolly elf.
Such mistakes are made by rookies.
Next year, learn to pace yourself!

santatreats

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!!

 

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