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Season’s Shriekings

“They’re waging war on Christmas!”
cries the blowhard on TV.
“They’ll scuttle your Nativity,
they’ll confiscate your tree!
They’ll set your holly wreaths ablaze.
They’ll torture anyone who prays.
They’ll wish you ‘Happy Holidays’
because it’s more PC!”

“They’re waging war on Christmas!”
screams the prophet of the right.
“They hate the baby Jesus,
they’re so full of scorn and spite!
They can’t abide his virgin birth.
They’re out to ban our joy and mirth!”
Uh, dude, how ’bout some peace on Earth?
At least a silent night!



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