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There Ought to Be a Warning Label!

A fork in the toaster’s the act of a fool,
For the damage you do could be drastic.
It may be the only available tool,
But you’ll just end up melting the plastic!




  1. Evan wrote:

    Little Scott Emmons
    was juicing some lemons
    when he had a hankering for some toast.
    He stuck in his fork,
    shouted out “BLORK!”,
    and now is an amazing rhyming ghost.

    (You obviously tried a metal fork after the plastic.)

    Friday, December 18, 2009 at 10:46 am | Permalink
  2. Aaron wrote:

    I remember trying to spear some toast with a metal fork in a totally spaced out moment. My wife dutifully slapped my hand and called me an idiot. :)

    Friday, December 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
  3. Scott wrote:

    I have to confess, I still haven’t learned my lesson. Fishing the toast out with the fork is kind of like playing “Operation!”

    Friday, December 18, 2009 at 1:38 pm | Permalink
  4. David Melchior wrote:

    Plastic’s fantastic and better than metal,
    For if the usual tool is applied,
    The outcome for which one must settle,
    Is for the feckless dolt to get fried!

    Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 2:04 pm | Permalink
  5. Scott wrote:

    Well, I’ve been called worse than “feckless!”

    Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

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