A fork in the toaster’s the act of a fool,
For the damage you do could be drastic.
It may be the only available tool,
But you’ll just end up melting the plastic!
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5 Comments
Little Scott Emmons
was juicing some lemons
when he had a hankering for some toast.
He stuck in his fork,
shouted out “BLORK!”,
and now is an amazing rhyming ghost.
(You obviously tried a metal fork after the plastic.)
I remember trying to spear some toast with a metal fork in a totally spaced out moment. My wife dutifully slapped my hand and called me an idiot.
I have to confess, I still haven’t learned my lesson. Fishing the toast out with the fork is kind of like playing “Operation!”
Plastic’s fantastic and better than metal,
For if the usual tool is applied,
The outcome for which one must settle,
Is for the feckless dolt to get fried!
Well, I’ve been called worse than “feckless!”
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