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Easy Cheese!

Easy Cheese, Oh Easy Cheese,
A burst of bliss in every squeeze!
The way you top a cracker,
every snacker is a fan!
The subtle taste of benzoate
And carrageenan concentrate,
You’ve got it all included
when extruded from the can!

Easy Cheese, Oh Easy Cheese,
What strange, unearthly properties!
Behold your neon yellow!
Even Jell-O can’t compare!
Most any connoisseur would say
Your  funky flavor’s tres gourmet.
You’re utterly fantasic
like a plastic Camembert!



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