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Fred the Easter Island head
Is boorish, rude and quite ill-bred.
He belches loudly, snorts and spits.
He shouts at tourists, “Show your tits!”
He says, with total lack of class,
“I’d cut one if I had an ass!”
His neighbors wish that they were dead
Instead of anchored next to Fred.
To their complaints he answers, “Phooey!”
Such is life in Rapa Nui.



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