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Vitruvian Man

Vitruvian Man is a cage fighting fan.
He tools around town in his old Chevy van.
He’s covered with tats
Showing dragons and bats
Plus a butt-naked lady named Kokomo Fran.

Vitruvian Man never eats him no bran.
He slurps his Spaghetti-O’s straight from the can.
Then he stops in the bar
For a cold PBR
Or if somebody’s buying, a tall Black and Tan.

Vitruvian Man never lifted nor ran.
His body was tight when the whole thing began.
Now he’s no longer lean.
He ain’t Golden, just Mean.
As a model, the dude was a flash in the pan!




  1. Anna wrote:

    Yaaaay! Good to have you back. x

    Monday, November 30, 2009 at 6:31 am | Permalink
  2. Evan wrote:

    It lives! Welcome back.

    Monday, November 30, 2009 at 10:16 am | Permalink
  3. Jared wrote:

    Pleasant surprise after 8 months of radio silence. In form as ever.

    Monday, November 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink
  4. Scott wrote:

    Thanks, everybody. It’s good to be back!

    Monday, November 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm | Permalink
  5. Eri wrote:

    ooooh I love you and what exactly is Vitruvian Man?

    Monday, November 30, 2009 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

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