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The Press Conference in Brief

Mornin’, folks.
Big-time exit interview!
Good, strong record.
Avoidin’ trouble’s just not me!
Home was safe,
Attacks impeded.
Harsh interrogations needed.
Made mistakes?
Yeah, that’s fair.
Iraqi weapons just weren’t there;
“Bring ‘em on”
(A stupid quip);
And oh!  The banner on that ship!
Katrina sucked
(Or did it blow?)
Our response was not that slow.
What’s Barack’s
Biggest threat?
New attacks, not massive debt.
Now I’m out,
Or soon will be.
No Hawaiian shirt for me.
Crawford calls.
Happy life.
I’ll make some coffee for the wife.




  1. jimmigee wrote:

    T’weren’t no battleship from which that banner flew.
    T’were a carrier riding the ocean blue.

    Tuesday, January 13, 2009 at 8:29 am | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Silly me! How right you are.
    Poetic license went too far!

    Tuesday, January 13, 2009 at 11:32 am | Permalink
  3. Merlin wrote:

    Good riddance, I say. It baffles me how he got elected in the first place. He probably had to cheat, the little goon.

    Thursday, October 8, 2009 at 9:27 am | Permalink

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