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Fine Products for Home and Office!

If you’re looking for a wristwatch
  that can fry your breakfast egg
Or a fine imported liverwurst
  direct from Winnipeg
Or a musical decanter
  for your festive Christmas nog,
You’ll find it in the pages
  of the SkyMall catalogue!

It’s packed with fine inventions
  that will make your life more pleasant,
From the pop-up hot dog cooker
  to the fancy freeze-dried pheasant.
There’s the laser-guided soccer ball!
  Authentic pirate grog!
If you want it, then they’ve got it
  in the SkyMall catalogue!

You’ll impress your friends and neighbors
  with your subtle style and class 
When you wear the thermal fanny pack
  that warms your tender ass.
Your amazing talking travel mug
  will leave them all agog.
You’ll wonder how you lived without
  the SkyMall catalogue!





  1. jimmigee wrote:

    Fulla loot,
    Includes a parachute?

    Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 12:09 pm | Permalink
  2. Eri wrote:

    Aha, so that’s how you get your inspiration.

    Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 7:13 pm | Permalink
  3. Y.T.S.S. wrote:

    Lolz – reminds me of the mocking-Skymall comics from Sheldon (, which I am very bummed the Search function did not display. Also, even better, here is Jonathan Coulton’s song “SkyMall” which you can download for free! I highly encourage thee all to dig his music.

    Sunday, January 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm | Permalink
  4. Scott wrote:

    Thanks for the link. I love the song! Now I’ve got to listen to all the rest of his stuff.

    Sunday, January 4, 2009 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

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