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Excerpt from a Pilgrim’s Diary, 1621

Our verrye first Thanksgivinge meal
Turned out to be a grimme ordeal.
Ye turkye came out toughe and dry.
Standish hogged ye pumpkin pye.
Bradford was a perfecte asse,
Copping feeles and passing gasse.
Shortlye Massasoit and Squanto
Bothe got pissed and passed out pronto.
To some these may seeme harmless prankes,
But I shall not be givinge thanks!

 

 

2 Comments

  1. Jimmigee wrote:

    Nowadays as much news sucks,
    I’m thankful for Scott’s daily yucks.
    (Happy Thanksgiving)

    Thursday, November 27, 2008 at 9:16 am | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Thanks, Jimmigee! Happy Thanksgiving to you!

    Thursday, November 27, 2008 at 9:32 am | Permalink

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