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Toilet Paper Palinode

Intending to be tongue-in-cheek and droll
(For every laugh’s a feather in my cap),
I wrote about the toilet paper roll
And evidently caused a major flap!
Fomenting discord never was my goal.
Who knew that people really gave a crap?
There’s over and there’s under; neither’s wrong.
Now brothers, can’t we all just get along?

 

 

6 Comments

  1. BRuce wrote:

    LOL, I read yesterdays rhyme and figured you would get a lot harassment. Before we were married, my wife and I discussed all the “important” things; like religion, where to live, who takes out the trash and which way we preferred the tp to hang. Believe me, it is important! :-)

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 5:50 am | Permalink
  2. Evan wrote:

    It’s with great relief that you have softened your position
    Some people believe like it’s their religion.
    Let’s not discuss 2-ply or 3-ply or four,
    (is there even room for 1-ply more?)
    Now, come all, there’s no need to fight.
    Hanging TP either way is right.

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 9:36 am | Permalink
  3. jimmigee wrote:

    A tempest in a pee-pot!

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 11:09 am | Permalink
  4. to each his own, i say
    either one is a-okay
    let’s make peace with this dispute
    there’s no need for such refute!

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 12:43 pm | Permalink
  5. Paul Zeitz wrote:

    you are a big fat genius.

    Friday, October 24, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink
  6. nick wrote:

    Peace and love are fine by me,
    But my children’ll never wonder,
    There shall be no question of T.P.
    They will know “It’s NEVER under!

    Wednesday, February 9, 2011 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

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