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How Decent People Roll

Listen up, you philistines,
  it’s time you heard the truth.
You need to get some culture
  so you won’t be so uncouth!
Just follow these instructions
  to avoid a social blunder:
Install the bathroom tissue
  so the paper comes from under! 




  1. Anna wrote:

    I humbly disagree, good sir.
    I’m sure you understand
    That it makes perfect sense to have
    The paper near your hand.

    Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 3:31 am | Permalink
  2. Steve wrote:

    While my manners may not be tiptop
    I can assure I will never flip-flop
    For in the eye of my mind
    You will always find
    that TP goes over the top.

    Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 6:27 am | Permalink
  3. Jimmigee wrote:

    Really don’t need another issue,
    Like toilet tissue!

    Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 6:55 am | Permalink
  4. Logan wrote:

    Wrong doesn’t really rhyme with wrong
    but you are wrong wrong wrong!

    Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 7:32 am | Permalink
  5. Evan wrote:

    Over the top for my spool,
    in my house, that’s the rule.
    Now go put out all your banners
    about my begrudgingly heathen manners.

    Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 10:25 am | Permalink

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