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Cursed Cups

There are Scrooges making Cratchits sing the bleak December blues.
There are Grinches stealing Christmas from the unsuspecting Whos.
There are nasty Mr. Potters out to bleed the paupers dry,
And now it’s evil Starbucks making baby Jesus cry!

They’ve simplified their Christmas cups to basic red and green,
Though the Bible tells us Jesus likes a far more festive scene.
The devil must have led them in their merchandising meetings.
Why, those cups could be more sinful than a cry of “Season’s Greetings!”

So shun the wicked latte cup that doesn’t say, “Noel.”
An espresso minus snowflakes is a ticket straight to hell!
Say no to minty mocha drinks unless you want to fry,
For the demon known as Starbucks made the baby Jesus cry!


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