Japan was repeatedly stomped by Godzilla.
New York had its troubles with Kong the gorilla.
Count Dracula terrorized parts of Romania,
But now there’s the Blimp that Destroyed Pennsylvania!
Its horrible tentacles reach to the ground.
Whole cities are threatened and power lines downed.
It can ravage and mutilate, shatter and smash,
While consuming three billion in taxpayer cash!
There are flesh-eating zombies and weird UFOs,
But really, I’ve never felt threatened by those.
My one grim obsession, the cause of my mania
Is truly the Blimp that Destroyed Pennsylvania!