October is on us. The banshees are howling.
The werewolves are loose and the zombies are prowling.
And yet the great horror of this Halloween
Is the Whopper that renders your excrement green!
It’s the stuff of your nightmares, but nonetheless true
That Burger King’s putting the “Boo!” in your poo.
Was a scientist ever so out of his mind
As to draw such an evil from every behind?
Now demons are dreadful and phantoms are spooky,
But none can compare with this freak of a dookie.
It beats any monster that ever was seen,
The Whopper that renders your excrement green!