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Call Me Conflicted.

Dear Caitlyn, congrats on your bold transformation!
You’re rocking the cover of Vanity Fair!
And yet I applaud you with some hesitation
For (pardon the metaphor) growing a pair.
Because of your courage, your goose is ungandered,
Your Mickey is Minnied, your guyhood is girled.
But your beauty has set an impossible standard
For all former he-men all over the world!

 

One Comment

  1. As usual, your wordplay is stupendous, your rhythm is unflinching, your idea is original and relevant, the whole thing works from beginning to end without a hiccup, and, it’s funny. It’s laugh-out-loud funny. It’s an artful riot. You’re a very fine writer of verse who goes for laughs instead of chuckles, and I’m telling you, you get them. Bravo!

    Friday, August 28, 2015 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

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