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Decadent Me

If I were in power, I’m sure I’d abuse it.
When given a chance at debasement, I’d choose it.
I’d party with strippers and maybe a chimp.
I’d make old Caligula look like a wimp!
There’d always be orgies outside in my grotto,
And “Born to be freaky” would serve as my motto!
What booze I would guzzle! What bodies I’d grope!
And that’s why I’ll probably never be pope.

 

3 Comments

  1. Cathy wrote:

    I like the part about the chimp. Nicely done!

    Wednesday, March 13, 2013 at 5:34 pm | Permalink
  2. Aggie wrote:

    Or maybe you would be Pope because of it! LOL… Love it!

    Thursday, April 4, 2013 at 5:58 pm | Permalink
  3. SOFASRUS wrote:

    two hairs is human

    toupees are divine

    Socrates get your wig on -

    let’s go for a whine!

    Tuesday, July 2, 2013 at 9:32 am | Permalink

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