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Willard of Oz

Mr. Romney took a journey
on the road of yellow brick.
He said to Oz the Powerful,
“I need a favor, quick!
As a seasoned politician,
I can do the song and dance,
but the voters never trust me,
’cause I haven’t got a stance!

“I’ve flipped and flopped on health care.
Global warming! Gun control!
When it comes to regulation, well,
I shift with every poll!
I’m not a Roe supporter,
but believe me, O great Oz,
There are binders full of women
who remember when I was!

“Now I’ve got my share of courage,
and I’ve even got a brain.
I never had a heart, but hey,
that served me well at Bain!
But I’m missing something critical,
and you’re my only chance.
I could clinch this whole election
if I only had a stance!”



  1. Sherry Sheehan wrote:


    Monday, November 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Thanks, Sherry!

    Monday, November 5, 2012 at 5:30 pm | Permalink
  3. Deborah C. Love wrote:

    I couldn’t agree w my sister Sherry more. Scott Emmons is a truly gifted poet . Let’s hope our country doesn’t have a severe case of Romnesia tomorrow as Mitt aka Willard usually has, or we’re in dire straits…!

    Monday, November 5, 2012 at 5:31 pm | Permalink
  4. C.Sonnier wrote:

    Just curious, what would Obama’s poem sound like?

    Monday, November 5, 2012 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

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